If Programming Languages Had Jobs

You’d probably hire a few of them

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We all have to eventually join the workforce and make ourselves useful to society. Many of the careers that are in highest demand now require one programming language or the other, but what if instead of jobs needing programming languages, programming languages needed jobs?

Here’s a list I’ve compiled of some of the most popular programming languages and the jobs they’d undertake if they had to.

Java

Potential Job 1: Barista at Your Local Coffee Shop

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Java is named after coffee beans from the Indonesian island of Java. This is why I definitely wouldn’t be survived if this programming language chose to return to her roots and sell coffee that could make her hometown proud.

Potential Job 2: University Professor

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Let’s be honest though: as one of the most well-respected programming languages…